how to eat grapes

among gogol's favorite fruits is the grapes. he once had diarrhea for eating too much grapes in one sitting. when his mother and gogol went to the jologs grocery store (lalalalalaa) sm jaro, late (or at least in the case of Jaro) on a thursday night, 54 minutes till closing time, they chanced upon his grandfather doing the last minute "pasalubong" buying for his guests who're coming to Iloilo the next day. Gogol's grandfather was so pleased to see him in the jologs store (because seldom does gogol ever ever ever go to the mall or the jologs grocery store for that matter because his parents are crazy and do not want to bring him to any of those urban eyesores -- but yes, his mother said they love the convenience of the jologs grocery store, and gogol's father love to pay utility bills there) that he bought him a kilo of big red grapes. 

SO.

Gogol will now teach you how to eat the lovely grapes.
and love to love eating it.

Step 1.

Allow your mother to tempt you with it. how hedonistic can it get? Smile with glee when you see it.

Step 2. 

Once you got hold of it, choose the best globe. the shiny firm ones.

Step 3. 

pull the best globe from the bunch VERY VERY carefully.

Step 4. 

press it to test the firmness once more. Gogol can't really believe he's now gonna eat grapes. 

Step 5. 

Take a bite. Really well. and indulge in it.

step 6. 

Chew very well. don't try to multitask like gogol. like scratch your head while eating because that's really bad table manners. what's more, you might end up looking like...

 (SEE BELOW)

(nadunlan look ni gogol. Bale ginlamon nya ang bilog nga grapes.)

therefore when you eat focus on eating and enjoy ever bit of it.

step 7. 

Don't be content on eating only 1, 2, 3, or 10 pieces of grapes. Go and eat some more. 

Eat it in any way you like it.

Step 8. 

show/tell the grapes how much you like it.

Sometimes gogol get so crazy over the grapes that he tries to talk it. 

at this picture, gogol is asking the grapes how it feels whenever it is bitten, nibbled and chewed by gogol's jagged teeth; or if it feels good knowing that gogol likes it very much.

as expected, the grapes does not answer back.

step 9.

be happy. be very happy.

THE END.